Damascus now claims Israeli surface missiles hit Syrian military base
Syrian state television Saturday morning broadcast a second version of its claim of an Israeli attack on a military base near Damascus. Israel was described this time as conducting a ground-to-ground missile attack on a Syrian military facility near Damascus – not an air strike, as before. It was also claimed that Syrian air defense rockets intercepted at least two Israeli missiles.
It all started with Shaitan taking over the holy month of Ramadan 1973. Before its end, the whole arab nation turned bitter sick, and Allah said “Fukem, let this be remembered as a jewish holy day!”
My question is: who’s this guy Fukem, and how long is the thickness of his dick?
Dear Damascus, please claim all versions in the same time, such that you could pick the most convenient one after the things get clarified. This has the avantage of always saying the truth with no mistake possible.