Iranian general accuses Israel of “stealing our clouds”

Brig.-Gen. Gholam Reza Jalali, Iran’s civil defense chief called a press conference on Tuesday to accuse Israel of “’working to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain.” He explained Iran’s long drought by saying “Foreign interference is suspected of a role in climate change. We are facing snow as well as cloud theft,’ said the general, pointing to a survey that showed mountain areas over 2,200 metres high between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean all covered in snow, except Iran.
Iran’s meteorological service director Ahad Vazief said skeptically, General Jalali “probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds.”

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27 thoughts on “Iranian general accuses Israel of “stealing our clouds”

  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 14:20 at 14:20
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    Ha, ha, ha, one would think that with such powers, Israel would re-direct those rain clouds over the border with Gaza to quench the fires started by the pyromaniac Terrorstinians, supported by Islamic State of Iran, burning parts of Israel to the ground in the south. You will regret your lies, propaganda, war and terrorism, Iran + Terrorstinians.

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 18:19 at 18:19
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      Actually, this is a moment to rejoice for the Persian people.

      When very high rank people of the repressive military-religious complex in Iran have no other choice than to resort to fairy tale stories to save the face of their regime, this is good news for a possibility of true democracy.

      But where is the money? This is what’s really important for the people.

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      • Jul 3, 2018 @ 18:47 at 18:47
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        I swear it by the majestic Beard of our Prophet, most of the clouds you think
        you see over Tehran are in fact only false pictures hanging from Israeli helicopters
        roaming over the city.

        They take our clouds away to sell on Amazon, with delivery by drone same day!

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        • Jul 3, 2018 @ 20:22 at 20:22
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          We at the Guard Corps are trying to understand our own stupid Persian people.
          Why are they screaming “WHERE’S THE MONEY?” for nothing, when there is no money to give out?
          When a highly respected general says “clouds” they must scream “Where’s our clouds?” or else!

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      • Jul 3, 2018 @ 20:51 at 20:51
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        A: The money has dried out.

        Q: Why? How? Who?

        A: Follow the clouds…

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 14:52 at 14:52
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      I suppose you think that Israel is seeding the clouds around Iran? I have another hypothesis: Those old fart Mullahs have so much flatulence and bullshit coming from their mouths that the methane they are producing and expelling into the atmosphere is blowing the clouds away and causing major pollution and drought.

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      • Jul 3, 2018 @ 17:27 at 17:27
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        I was going to respond to Brig.-Gen. Gholam B-S, but, The guy formerly known as Anonymous said it all. LOL

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      • Jul 3, 2018 @ 21:08 at 21:08
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        Actually the winds over Iran come from N-NW wich is Turkmenistan, a former USSR state.
        Most of the country is covered by the Karakum (Black Sand) Desert.
        Desert.
        Dry.

        Check www windfinder com.

        The scum general imbecile pig talks only nonsense.

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 17:55 at 17:55
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      The answer is simple. Genesis 12:3 is the answer to this “weather” phenomenon. “I will bless them that bless thee and curse them that curse thee” El Shaddai’s promise to Abraham.

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 15:41 at 15:41
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    One look at that repugnant snout of the “general” (photo on the Ynet site) makes any comments unnecessary…

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 16:00 at 16:00
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    Yes and the “Zionist entity” can control the suns output. They are dialing up the radiation so Iran gets more solar radiation and is drying out.

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 16:28 at 16:28
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    It might have something to do with your impotent god allah. Time to wake up Jalali

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 16:43 at 16:43
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      Mohammad is more important to them than G-d and Mohammad is who they love and who the emulate.

      One just has to know the ways of their “prophet” to understand why they behave as they do and why violence and conquest are more important to them than building “civil societies.”

      That is why it is so puzzling and incongruous for leftists to be supporting Islamists. Leftists think that Islamists want “peace and justice,” when, in fact, they just want to expand their cult by force without opposition and using whatever means and lies the naive and gullible left will swallow.

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 17:14 at 17:14
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    Wow! After they stole it, what did they do with it? Use it, bury it, sell it on the dark web? Hope they didn’t get bitcoins for it. Or maybe Persia got Heaven mad, drought use to be a warning to repent…..

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 20:37 at 20:37
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      When the time is right, they’ll launder it through the West Bank — that’s all I can tell…

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 17:35 at 17:35
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    The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob controls the weather.

    Those who bless Israel will be blessed; those who curse Israel will be cursed.

    Peace.

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 17:54 at 17:54
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    Didn’t Cheech accuse Chong of stealing the cloud that was shading him from the sun? Of course, both were smoking huge marijuana cigars at the time. And Mick Jagger, during one of his drugged creative recording sessions, angrily sang “Get Off of My Cloud!” Perhaps the new Iranian national anthem? And Joni Mitchell, who “looked at clouds from both sides now,” but at least she concluded it was “cloud illusions.” The good General needs to get sober. On the other hand, Israel should stop turning on volcanoes in Central America and Bali- what’s with that? And those Israeli butterflies off the coast of West Africa, flapping their wings and creating hurricanes that mess with Puerto Rico? Please, stop all the weather havoc!

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    • Jul 3, 2018 @ 18:05 at 18:05
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      Great post!!!

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 19:28 at 19:28
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    Talk to the LIVING GOD about this lack of rain, Iranian General. Turn into a King Cyrus. Start loving Israel and rain will come. You are fighting the Almighty God. (This will not work.)

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  • Jul 3, 2018 @ 20:28 at 20:28
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    Far as I know israel is experiencing drought too. We all have some cleaning up to do. Remember the lessons of the drought in EliYah the prophet’s time. As the people learned, “YHWH, he is elohim!”

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  • Jul 4, 2018 @ 2:35 at 2:35
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    Goyim recovery group is better place to find dates

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  • Jul 4, 2018 @ 2:40 at 2:40
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    Yeah and next….Mossad sharks with frikin lasers!!!

    HAHAAAA Mohammad must be really weak or maybe he isn’t too happy with some Mullahs to allow this.

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  • Jul 4, 2018 @ 4:04 at 4:04
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    Its great to get reports like this. Very reassuring. It shows the calibre and mentality of the enemy.

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  • Jul 4, 2018 @ 14:26 at 14:26
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    Madness strikes again! These Iranian anti-Semites are so much in delusion, they are unable to think straight.

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  • Jul 4, 2018 @ 15:54 at 15:54
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    Hey, . . . S. Bach, . . . I fixed it for you:

    “Madness strikes again! These Iranian anti-Semites are so much in delusion, they are unable to think”

    You had one too many words on there.

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